Chlorine told me over breakfast that she was leaving me. She said she could never love someone with a face as average as mine. My worst fears confirmed, I wept and moaned inconsolably. Desperate, devastated, I wandered the streets until I found an astonishingly handsome man, and cut his face off with a very sharp […]
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Put some music behind it and you’d have a long and fine Tom Waits song.
I’m delighted to announce the publication of my new novella, Confessions of a Sex Maniac. To purchase as e-book. To purchase as printed book. AMAZING audio book, like a soundtrack to a movie. “11 o’clock Monday night I was standing in the nasty skank stink of a body-fluid-scented room of Felipe’s Massage Parlor. There was […]