60. Today I am 60. Six months ago I was freaking the frick out about turning 60. My grandfather had been dead of black lung disease for decades before he could turn 60. Tupac was dead 35 years before he could reach the big Six Oh. It seemed like most of my life was behind […]
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My dad describes, as only a tightly wound Englishman can, how to have sex.
My daughter is a slacker. She lays around doing nothing while I work my ass off, so she can have cable, pink Uggs & American Girl dolls. I’m sick and tired of it, so I decided to lay down the law and teach her a lesson about hard work, sweat & sacrifice. Everything that makes […]
Being young is the coolest thing there is. First installment from show about what today’s youth is thinking about.
T’ree Joizy Goils tawk about how dey gotta dumb dawtah, a dead dawg, & no cawfee
A depressed jester has a nervous breakdown
From HBO’s Encyclopedia
A great piece of comedy.
A pregnant woman meets a pregnant man and they lament over the travails of being with child and giving birth.
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Baby Olive was a very funny eater
The Cow by Ogden Nash, LOL poem
Alice Carbone Interviews David Henry Sterry on Sex, Addiction, & the Healing Powers of Writing & Comedy
Cool interview with cool chick Alice Carbone. To read on her website click here. DAVID HENRY STERRY: The Good, The Bad & The Sex The finale of this column is LIVE on iTunes. My Holiday Gift to you. AN INSIGHTFUL AND FUN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE SEX INDUSTRY, SEX ADDICTION AND HEALING THROUGH WRITING AND COMEDY. Two […]
This is the sitcom that drove me out of my show business
FINALLY, WHAT THE WORLD’S BEEN WAITING FOR, A CHRISTMAS SONG ABOUT HOOKERS, FULL OF LOVE, HOPE, AND REAL LIFE HOOKERS. SORRY, WISH I COULD SING BETTER. I’M WORKING ON IT. MERRY CHRISTMAS. HO, HO HO!
The Fly by Ogden Nash
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Must be seen to be believed. Shocking footage of the unthinkable. Very young child eats a raw vegetable!
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One of the great poets ever, Ogden Nash, with The Llama
At 16 I’m shipped away to Boarding School for my sins. The school is full of bright, gifted, spindled, folded, and mutilated teenagers, almost all of whom have been kicked of at least 1, if not several, other institutions of learning. Believe me, I fit right in at Boarding School. We have the worst hockey […]
NPR Interviews David Henry Sterry on Chicken: “Insightful and funny… captures Hollywood beautifully…”
Larry Mantle, Air Talk, National Public Radio, on Chicken: “Insightful and funny… great stories… captures Hollywood beautifully…” To listen to interview click here. To buy Chicken click here. I walk all the way up Hollywood Boulevard to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre: past tourists snapping shots; wannabe starlets […]
HBO/Children Television Network’s Emmy Award Winning series Encyclopedia was one of my favorite jobs. Here’s me being Lief Ericson rock star.
A large woman tries to pay to snort coke off a live Chippendales penis. Video book excerpt from Master of Ceremonies: a True Story of Love, Murder, Roller Skates & Chippendales Buy the Book Press Release! Cherry Bleeds Interview! Great Review of Unzipped by The Independent 60 SECONDS: David Henry Sterry Revealing the Chippendales […]
From HBO/CTW Encyclopedia
I was honored to play George Washington, father of our country, on HBO’s award winning show Encyclopedia.
On my third birthday, my father, in an attempt to get me to stop sucking my thumb, gave me a gun. “Today son, you are a man,” he said, snatching the little blue binky from my little pink hand. So I shot him.
Mort Morte: “A quart of Edward Gorey, a pint of Carl Sandberg, another pint of Dylan Thomas, two tablespoons of A.A. Milne”
“I loved it. You will too, unless you’re already dead.” – Laura Schulman
“Mort Morte by David Henry Sterry reads like an elegantly simple children’s book designed for adults.”
Is she right, or is he wrong? You be the judge.