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Why I Love Turning 60

60. Today I am 60. Six months ago I was freaking the frick out about turning 60.  My grandfather  had been dead of black lung disease for decades before he could turn 60.  Tupac was dead 35 years before he could reach the big Six Oh.  It seemed like most of my life was behind […]

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Spermatazoa & Me: My Terribly English Father Explains Sex Terribly to Me

My dad describes, as only a tightly wound Englishman can, how to have sex.  

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Cracking The Breaking-Up Code

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My Daughter Is A Slacker & I’m Sick & Tired of It

My daughter is a slacker. She lays around doing nothing while I work my ass off, so she can have cable, pink Uggs & American Girl dolls.  I’m sick and tired of it, so I decided to lay down the law and teach her a lesson about hard work, sweat & sacrifice.  Everything that makes […]

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I ON YOUTH: YOUNG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT UGLY BABIES, BRITTANY, LINDSAY & TOM CRUISE HAVING GAY SEX

Being young is the coolest thing there is. First installment from show about what today’s youth is thinking about.

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LOL Video: Joizy Goils in Dumb Dawtah, Dead Dawg, & No Cawfee

T’ree Joizy Goils tawk about how dey gotta dumb dawtah, a dead dawg, & no cawfee

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A New Year Thought I Plan to Live By

 

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Depressed Jester Has a Nervous Breakdown LOL Video

A depressed jester has a nervous breakdown

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A Desperate Alchemist Faces Life & Death & Bunnies: LOL Video

From HBO’s Encyclopedia

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Modern Man: 1 of George Carlin’s Greatest Rants

A great piece of comedy.

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Pregnant Man Meets Pregnant Woman LOL Video

A pregnant woman meets a pregnant man and they lament over the travails of being with child and giving birth.

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CRAZY BILLY THE SHRINK WHO’S SHRINKING PRICES: VIDEO

CUT RATE SHRINK WILL CURE YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS AT LOW LOW PRICES!

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The Hippopotamus LOL Poem by Ogden Nash

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Funny Baby Eating: My Dinner With Olive

Baby Olive was a very funny eater

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The Cow by Ogden Nash, LOL poem

The Cow by Ogden Nash, LOL poem            

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Alice Carbone Interviews David Henry Sterry on Sex, Addiction, & the Healing Powers of Writing & Comedy

Cool interview with cool chick Alice Carbone. To read on her website click here. DAVID HENRY STERRY: The Good, The Bad & The Sex  The finale of this column is LIVE on iTunes. My Holiday Gift to you. AN INSIGHTFUL AND FUN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE SEX INDUSTRY, SEX ADDICTION AND HEALING THROUGH WRITING AND COMEDY. Two […]

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MINOR ADJUSTMENTS, THE TRULY LAME-ASS SITCOM THAT MADE ME STOP BEING AN ACTOR

This is the sitcom that drove me out of my show business

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NEW HOLIDAY JINGLE: SANTA WON’T YOU PLEASE SEND ME A HOOKER

FINALLY, WHAT THE WORLD’S BEEN WAITING FOR, A CHRISTMAS SONG ABOUT HOOKERS, FULL OF LOVE, HOPE, AND REAL LIFE HOOKERS.  SORRY, WISH I COULD SING BETTER.  I’M WORKING ON IT. MERRY CHRISTMAS. HO, HO HO!

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The Fly by Ogden Nash LOL Poem

The Fly by Ogden Nash

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Goldman Sachs Resort & Casino

Goldman Sachs is proud to announce a consumer-enriching expansion from the hallowed halls of Wall Street to the glittering neon of Las Vegas.  In addition to continuing our world-class wealth-friendly Private Wealth Management and Personal Banking services; our internationally-recognized client-focused Global Investment Research services; our award-winning, growth-facilitating Debt Financing teams, we are excited to unveil […]

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SHOCKING BUT TRUE: CHILD DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO BROCCOLI!

Must be seen to be believed. Shocking footage of the unthinkable.  Very young child eats a raw vegetable!                

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XXXCITAMINT WITH ERECTOLOX: MY PENIS STAYED HARD FOR A MONTH!

Male enhancement erectile dysfunction miracle cure.                  

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Hysterical LOL Poem: The Llama, by Ogden Nash, Genius

One of the great poets ever, Ogden Nash, with The Llama                  

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Tripping the Light Fantastic, or How I Learned to Play Hockey on Acid

At 16 I’m shipped away to Boarding School for my sins.  The school is full of bright, gifted, spindled, folded, and mutilated teenagers, almost all of whom have been kicked of at least 1, if not several, other institutions of learning.  Believe me, I fit right in at Boarding School. We have the worst hockey […]

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NPR Interviews David Henry Sterry on Chicken: “Insightful and funny… captures Hollywood beautifully…”

Larry Mantle, Air Talk, National Public Radio, on Chicken: “Insightful and funny… great stories… captures Hollywood beautifully…” To listen to interview click here. To buy Chicken click here.                   I walk all the way up Hollywood Boulevard to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre: past tourists snapping shots; wannabe starlets […]

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When I Was a Reggae Singing Lief Ericson on HBO

HBO/Children Television Network’s Emmy Award Winning series Encyclopedia was one of my favorite jobs. Here’s me being Lief Ericson rock star.                  

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Me & Chippendales: Nude Men, Steroids & Snorting Coke off a Male Member

A large woman tries to pay to snort coke off a live Chippendales penis. Video book excerpt from Master of Ceremonies: a True Story of Love, Murder, Roller Skates & Chippendales   Buy the Book Press Release! Cherry Bleeds Interview! Great Review of Unzipped by The Independent 60 SECONDS: David Henry Sterry Revealing the Chippendales […]

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MAN’S EVOLUTION FROM NEANDERTHAL TO FASHIONISTA IN 94 SECONDS

From HBO/CTW Encyclopedia

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I Was George Washington

I was honored to play George Washington, father of our country, on HBO’s award winning show Encyclopedia.

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“Mort Morte: A beautiful coming-of-age story that’s frequently laugh-out-loud hilarious.”

On my third birthday, my father, in an attempt to get me to stop sucking my thumb, gave me a gun. “Today son, you are a man,” he said, snatching the little blue binky from my little pink hand. So I shot him.

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Mort Morte: “A quart of Edward Gorey, a pint of Carl Sandberg, another pint of Dylan Thomas, two tablespoons of A.A. Milne”

“I loved it. You will too, unless you’re already dead.” – Laura Schulman

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Mort Morte: “Masterful, whimsical, laugh-out-loud hilarious!”

“Mort Morte by David Henry Sterry reads like an elegantly simple children’s book designed for adults.”

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A Little Dead Skin: Husband & Wife Disagree About Gross Man Behavior

Is she right, or is he wrong? You be the judge.

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